“Omg why are you so rich for?”

This I do not understand.

(but fuck, how good it would be to own all these objects above)

Yes, I appear to be well off. Does it necessarily mean that I am? Has it ever come to you that being “rich” is the product of hard work? Depending on the term “rich” and how you define it. For me, being rich does not mean to have a great deal of money and assets, to be “rich” is to have the fulfillment and completeness in your life. A job that keeps you happy and content, a family that loves you, friends that are there for you, a soul mate who has undyingly endless amount of love for you. - Then, I will consider you a very rich person.

I wont deny that I too, find fulfillment in some materialistic things, but that is how I enjoy my hard money’s worth. Those inanimate objects, are a constant reminder of the labour and hard work I put in order to attain a lifestyle that makes me happy. So maybe the next time you call someone rich, it may not necessarily be because it was just given to them, but a product of their hardwork. It may not necessarily be theirs, but it is someone willing to share the outcome of their hardwork of that significant other.

Remember: There is always a reason as to why people are the way they are

Hey baby… you know you’d be more fuckable if u wore that penis in ur pants more often… rather than on YOUR HEAD

…Yah dick head!

Hello. Come here often? nap? WELL… I am going to change that. What WAS a mind-fucking-i-have-no-idea-what-the-fuck-im-blogging-about-fail-fashion-re-blog-site is now getting a make over. I’m gonna start focusing on life lesson’s that i tend to experience in this journey called LIFE. Gonna give my 2 cents worth, & help out others in need. Imagine me as the new Dr. Phil except with a vagina… and more hair…on my head that is….anyways.

MY FIRST TOPIC: THE BIRDS & THE BEE’S. a.ka, ” 8===D + {0} = good taym “<—(coz im artistic like that)

The other night I went out to cut loose after getting fist raped by my university exams and ending the semester for the year. Bit of club banging action happening, with the present of alcoholic beverages and some herbal mix that make your mind numb-numb, if ya know what im sayangggggg.

So anyways, there I am with my girls and some of my close male friends trying to enjoy our night til some fuck fag comes up and is all like “EYYYYY baby!! You wanna go!? *grabs his junk* because tonight I will Rosie La Roc your WORLD” 

…

What.

The.

Fuck.

Is this guy for real? I gotta hand it to him though for creating this tag line cause now every mother fucker I know that witnessed this keeps saying “Hey, let me Rosie La ROC YOUR WORLD” har har har… what a funny cunts you are. 

But SERIOUSLY what is it with guys trying to build up so much courage to talk to a girl, that sometimes… they just go one step too far. Those pick up lines are the biggest cock-blocking strategy you could ever use, they can only get you so far….and that definately aint to the bedroom!! Don’t be expecting no vagina action tonight if you be using lines like that fellas!

So for a guy… the most simple approach I reckon would be, eyeing the girl first trying to capture her attention.

AND NO! not to the point you eyeing her off so hard looking like you want to EAT HER and are undressing the girl NEKKID with your damn eyes! That shits for private fantasy time. 

Once she senses you staring at her… flash her a smile of them pearly whites (not ur penis). Then you’ll be able to sense and get a feel if the girl is feeling you at that moment. Approach her and be like; “hey I couldn’t help but notice you from across the room, but im really feeling you at the moment, i think your cute (i’d like to fuck you right now. *in ur head of course*) can i buy you a drink?”

You just gotta be yourself with these things, coz how long can you keep up with pulling this whole front you got going on. Same with girls, if you see what you like, act yourself, go get it, if it doesn’t work out and they turn out to brush you off like the jerk-off or stuck up bee-otch they are… then fuck them (not literally) but from that experience you’ll grow and if it wasn’t meant to be, then so be it. 

Sometimes in life, shit don’t work out… but that’s because it be making room for shit that will. 

That is my first 2 cents worth. Hope you got something out of it :)

NOW 

GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY !  

‘Glee’ Teaches You How To Dougie - HARRY MY BABY DADDAYYY

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He had me at yo. 

10 Reasons Why I Love Harry Shum Jnr.

idontcareforgob:

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2. HOT ASIANS = A wonderfully underrated commodity. 

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4. His dancing is cock-smashingly good. 

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6. Watching him move is like mesmerising. He is a cobra, I am a mouse. 

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8. His name rhymes with dim sum, and I fucking love dumplings. 

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10. Seriously, I danced for 15 years, I know my shit, he is absolutely premium. Get around it.